Ding Dong! The Snack Cake Is Not Dead

He's the king and he's got a crown to prove it
I am not ashamed to say that despite my mother’s diversionary tactics, I partook of many a processed “snack cake” as a child. In Boston area grocery stores and Cumberland Farms, we had access to various and sundry sweet treats from two “bakeries” (yes, I use that term very generously): Hostess, known first and foremost for its Twinkie; and Drake’s Cakes, whose signature Devil Dog was the holy grail of the school lunch dessert. (And to all you people who grew up in Jersey or Philly, I do know about Tastykake, but I’m sorry, Butterscotch Krimpets just don’t cut it.)

Ring a ding ding
Since childhood, I have considered myself a connoisseur of the cream-filled, chocolate-iced devil’s food cake, known both as the Ding Dong (Drake’s) and the Ring Ding (Hostess). In one later iteration, the treat became known as the “King Don”, whose mustached mascot is pictured above. Wrapped in the most delicate of aluminum foil, bathed in icing that left an Exxon Valdez slick on the roof of your mouth, and filled with something called “cream” but surely lacking any ingredient close to a dairy product, these little babies nevertheless made my heart sing.
Now that I am middle-aged and unable to gorge myself on junk food without crippling bouts of self-loathing and intestinal distress (TMI), I am forced to be much more discerning in my snack cake choices. Quite honestly, I went for years without indulging in sweets, opting for french fries and red wine when the situation required.
That was until I found Cake Monkey.

The "Awesomewich"
Take a gander at their Cakewich. This little guy is a chocolate cake sandwich filled with vanilla cream and Valrhona crunchy pearls (a truly sublime addition), covered in bittersweet chocolate. Complete with the aluminum foil wrapper, it was everything I remembered my childhood Ding Dongs to be, except all grown-up and gourmet-like. They are sweet without being cloying, possess the right ratio of cake to cream filling (this is key for all snack cakes), and do not fall apart or slide when bitten into. They taste even more amazing when refrigerated. And for those weirdos among you who do not care for chocolate (I’m sure you have your reasons), they also have peanut butter & marshmallow and red velvet versions (both delicious).
Cake Monkey treats (which go way beyond the Cakewich – check out their website for the full rundown) are baked fresh to order, can be delivered in the Los Angeles area, and are available for shipping nationwide. Many of their products are also available at local restaurants and bakeries. I found mine at a fantastic Toluca Lake establishment called SweetSalt Food Shop, located on Riverside Drive. Perhaps at a later date I’ll swap out my ‘wich for one of the restaurant’s savory versions, but for the time being, I’m working my way through dessert. I’ll let you know when I get to the Yodels.




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